- Never venture into Myers Park at night
- Gonna go to Auckland Airport in peak traffic? Allow 90 minutes.
- Give some thought to staying in Takapuna for a beach holiday in the city.
- You may find whales in Auckland Harbour all year round.
- Up the Sky Tower gives the best views of Auckland City
- Never miss the opportunity to see an All Blacks test match at Eden Park.
- Gonna visit the Art Gallery? It’s free for Aucklanders.
- Let your dreams come true when you stay at the luxurious Delamore Lodge
- You need to try Giapo ice-cream.
- Down by the Viaduct is the best location for tourists to stay in Auckland.
- Never order fish if you can’t see the sea.
- Gonna walk down Queen Street? Maybe catch the bus back up.
- Run around the bays to St Heliers.
- Around here we say fush and chups not feesh and cheeps
- And we invented pavlova
- Desert your hotel in the unlikely event of a fire.
- You want to make sure you visit Waiheke Island while you’re in Auckland
- Never drive yourself if you’re going wine tasting
- “Gonna get to bed on time tonight” is not a thing when you’re on vacation.
- Make sure you visit Piha beach.
- You can learn to surf in Auckland
- Cry to your Mamma you will, when you do the SkyJump
- Never walk alone in Auckland’s parks late at night.
- Gonna go Skiing? Get some practice in at Snowplanet.
- Say Kia ora as a greeting. It means hello.
- Goodbye in Maori is haere rā
- Never go bungee jumping with a full bladder
- Gonna go out for dinner? Try Ponsonby Road, Federal Street or the Viaduct.
- Tell your friends to meet you for drinks at Hi SO
- A single beer is never enough
- Lie when you’re wife asks if that dress makes her look fat
- And make sure you tell her you love her.
- Hurt yourself with a brutal workout at Les Mills gym.
- You just got Rick Rolled.
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